Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Day 23: Snoop Doggy Blog


Since when did it become okay to bring your dog everywhere you go? I didn't realize that Barneys and Nordstrom's appreciated your tiny disease infested custom Dieseldoggie wearing mutt walking through its marble floors. In southern California dogs appear to run people's lives, they can't leave home without them. Why not just have another kid? Why do you have to bring your stupid dog into the restaurant, or better yet why in the hell is your damn dog in a baby stroller in a goddamned restaurant? Give me a break, learn some manners and leave the mutt in the kennel where it belongs.

Wow, I can't even begin to fathom the absolute ridiculousness that goes through someone's head with these damn things. These little mangy dogs have basically replaced, or at least certainly now compliment, Louis Vuitton and Coach purses as the number one accessory MUST HAVE accessory. Fuck you and your dog.

So I'm looking for a picture of a douchey guy or girl with a douchey little dog to put up here and google for "Douche with a dog..." and guess what comes up, this:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081023155938AATTPtF

That is so wrong on so many levels I don't even know where to begin. If that's something that you're so concerned with that you need to post it onto Yahoo! questions you need to find a FUCKING HOBBY! Then again, their hobby is most likely shopping for the latest "doggy outfits" that go with the fall seasons...

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