Sunday, January 24, 2010

Day 52: Dropping the ball, and dropping the ball, and dropping the ball, and dropping the ball, and dropping the ball and dropping the ball

So here we are, I've got very little to say...The Vikings lost in a game where its clear they were the best team but they dropped the ball (both physically and metaphorically) six times.....6......6..............................6 times






I know they call him Purple Jesus, but I didn't think it was because Peterson has holes in his hands...I've got nothing else....


The Colts steamrolled as expected, for once I'd like to be right about a Minnesota Team...

Friday, January 22, 2010

Day 51: Freedom Isn't Free Agency

While perusing ESPN.com's MLB site yesterday I came across Jerry Crasnik's list of free agents that are still available and was blown away. For being this late in the season, I'm not sure I remember such a high quality class of Free Agents available (Twins I'm looking in your general direction). The free agency pool is usually filled with injured players with questionable work ethic; however, this year there's some real gems out there. So what I decided to do was to put together a team made entirely of free agents, replace the San Diego Padres with my Free Agency All-stars team and simulate last years playoffs (assuming the Padres won the wild card rather than the Rockies) on WhatIfSports.com--yeah I took it to another level there I know.

Here's my roster (its a little wacky but just go with it, also they made me fill out 25 players so some SP's are being forced into RP roles, but I think they'll be fine with it...):

C - Yorvit Torrealba
1B - Jim Thome
2B - Orlando Hudson
3B - Miguel Tejada
SS - Orlando Cabrera
OF - Johnny Damon
OF - Rick Ankiel
OF - Jermaine Dye
BN - Xavier Nady
BN - Rod Barajas
BN - Russell Branyan
BN - Joe Crede
BN - Jim Edmonds (You knew that was coming)
BN - Marcus Thames
BN - Rocco Baldelli

(It doesn't let you specify particular roles in the free version of WhatIfSports.com so all of my pitchers can be used for RPs as it turns out)

SP - Ben Sheets
SP - Erik Bedard
SP - Noah Lowry
SP - Braden Looper
SP - Jon Garland
RP - Pedro Martinez
RP - Todd Wellemeyer
RP - Jose Contreras
RP - John Smoltz
RP - Chien-Ming Wang

Alright so remember my Free Agency Allstars are replacing the Rockies in the 2009 Playoffs, meaning they get start off with a 5 game series against the Phillies. Also I'll be posting the Box Scores and everything, so prepare yourself for fake baseball immersion!

The full box scores are seen below, followed by the Top-Level scoring box scores. If you click on the figures below it will bring up a window allowing you to see the details (however if you middle-click then it'll open them in a new window, either that or right-click and tell it to open figure in new window...either way).


Well, somehow the scrap heap team has made it passed (what were) the defending World Series Champions, and the eventual representative of the NL in the REAL World Series (not the MTV Show). Some highlights from the 4-game series win for the Free Agency Allstars include:

  • Orlando Cabrera hitting .563 through the series
  • A blown save by Brad Lidge off of a pinch hit 3 Run HR by Russell Branyan in the bottom of the 9th in game 4 to seal the deal
  • Edmonds with 2-run Pinch Hit HR...stud

So after advancing past the Phillies, the Free Agency Allstars then met up with the Dodgers in the NLDS for what turned out to be maybe the most epic NLDS in the history of baseball. The results are shown below. The same formatting is used here, the full box scores are shown first followed by the top-level box scores. Again, if you click on the pictures they'll open a separate window for you to see further details.



After falling behind early in the series (0-2) to the Dodgers, thanks in large part to a couple ridiculous pitching performances by the Dodgers top 2 starters (Billingsley and Kershaw), the Free Agency Allstars won Game 3 (at home) and were poised to win Game 4 until Erik Bedard (the default Closer for the Allstars) had a meltdown in the 9th and issued 4 walks in a single inning en route to giving up both the go ahead and insurance runs. The series then went back to Los Angeles for a must win Game 5.

The Free Agency Allstars were well on their way to victory behind a brilliant performance by Noah Lowry (7.0 IP, 4 H, 0 ER) when in the bottom of the 9th, Erik Bedard--fresh off recent struggles in Game 4--comes in and gets the first out. Shortly after that, the wheels fell off. Bedard then gave up back-to-back walks followed by a double to Manny Ramirez that cut the lead to one. After having seen enough of that, Scott Roland called in the righty Wang who promptly gave up the next run making it a tie ballgame in the bottom of the 9th. However, a two run HR in the 11th by Johnny Damon eventually put the game out of reach (although not for lack of trying as LA scored another run in the bottom of the 11th) and brought the series back to 3-2.

Back in San Diego, Game 6 was a pitching duel for the ages. Jon Garland put up what is perhaps his best game of his career going 8.0 innings of 2-hit, shutout ball before Erik Bedard got in the game and went two innings to snag the win. Los Angeles' had a 4-pitcher shutout going before giving up a double by Russell Branyan and a single by Johnny Damon in the bottom of the 10th, evening the series up at 3-3.

So here we are Game 7 of the NLCS with a team constructed solely of scrap heap players. Scott Roland opted to go with Ben Sheets on short rest for Game 7 and Los Angeles did the same going with Billingsley on 3 days rest. Things got off to a quick start for the Allstars, with Jim Thome hitting a 3-run shot along with Nady going Yard Sale (solo) in the top of the 3rd Inning, the Allstars were up 4-0 on Billingsley with 6 innings to play--you might say they were pretty optimistic at this point...Then came the bottom of the 4th. The short rest apparently caught up with Sheets, he walked 5 consecutive batters and gave up a 2-run single to Billingsley and another run on a double to Casey Blake. So after four innings everything was squared away at 4-4.

In the top of the 10th inning the Free Agency Allstars looked to have the game going their way when they loaded the bases with no outs, only Ramon Trancoso got a strikeout and an incredibly clutch double-play by Rafael Furcal to end the inning. As it would turn out, that double play was the nail in coffin for the All Stars as the bottom of the 11th approached and Jose Contreras (out of the bullpen) was their last "best" hope and it played out like so:


So the Dodgers advance to the World Series on a play at home in which ManRam slides under the tag to score the winning run. Pretty damn sweet if you ask me.

So what's the point of all of this? Twofold I guess...the first point is to show that though this is just a simulation and doesn't necessarily reflect reality or anything pertaining to reality, it does show that you can built a competitive team fairly easily and without too much payroll (the total payroll of this squad was $64 Million). The other point is to show that the Free Agent pool is ripe with talent and that teams looking for, oh, I donno, a Third basemen or perhaps some extra pitching talent or some outfielders, or pretty much anything, have a lot to choose from and if the Twins are smart (which sometimes I question) they would begin to become serious players in this pool. What actually happens remains to be seen...Is it baseball season yet?

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Day 50: Best Albums of 2000s



As a celebration of my 50th blog post I figured it was time to do something meaningful....ahem, riight. Anyway, since it seems everyone is doing this, and I have a tradition of rating the top albums of the year, I figured I'm due for a compilation of the best albums of the 2000s. I'm sure this is going to be somewhat contraversial, but here it is nonetheless. Please let me know if there are any glaring mistakes in this, or albums I forgot to include. Anyway, here we go...enjoy.

Honorable Mentions
Fancy Footwork - Chromeo
The Magic Numbers - The Magic Numbers
It's Never Been Like That - Phoenix
Brother's Blood - Kevin Devine
The Life Pursuit - Belle & Sebastian
The Lillywhite Sessions - Dave Matthews Band
Cold Roses - Ryan Adams
The Slim Shady LP - Eminem
Everything All the Time - Band of Horses
Cease to Begin - Band of Horses
Demon Days - Gorillaz
O' Brother Where Art Thou? Soundtrack - Various Artists


Top 50 Albums of the 2000s
50. Cease to Begin - Band of Horses
49. Dear Catastrophe Waitress - Belle & Sebastian
48. The Stage Names/The Stand Ins (Sequel Albums) - Okkervil River
47. Mass Romantic - New Pornographers
46. Silent Alarm - Bloc Party
45. Discovery - Daft Punk
44. Viva La Vida and All His Friends - Coldplay
43. Franz Ferdinand - Franz Ferdinand
42. Stankonia - Outkast
41. Good News for People Who Love Bad News - Modest Mouse
40. Alligator - The National
39. Oracular Spectacular - MGMT
38. Fleet Foxes - Fleet Foxes
37. I'm Wide Awake, It's Morning - Bright Eyes
36. Give Up - The Postal Service
35. Chutes Too Narrow - The Shins
34. Plans - Death Cab for Cutie
33. Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga - Spoon
32. Van Lear Rose - Loretta Lynn
31. Antics - Interpol

And now for the top 30 Albums of the Decade....


30. Stay Positive - The Hold Steady

29. The Eraser - Thom Yorke

28. The Blueprint - Jay-Z

27. Wincing The Night Away - The Shins

26. Fever to Tell - Yeah Yeah Yeahs

25. Sky Blue Sky - Wilco

24. Boxer - The National

23. You Forgot it in People - Broken Social Scene

22. Vampire Weekend - Vampire Weekend
21. Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix - Phoenix

20. A Rush of Blood to the Head - Coldplay


19. Neon Bible - Arcade Fire

18. ( ) - Sigur Ros

17. The Moon and Antarctica - Modest Mouse


16. Gold - Ryan Adams

15. The Crane Wife - The Decemberists

14. Boys and Girls in America - The Hold Steady

13. Elephant - The White Stripes

12. Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots - The Flaming Lips


11. Transatlanticism - Death Cab for Cutie
10. Illinois - Sufjan Stevens
9. Turn on the Bright Lights - Interpol
8. Is This It? - The Strokes


7. In Rainbows - Radiohead

6. Sound of Silver - LCD Soundsystem

5. Agaetis Byjurn - Sigur Ros
4. White Blood Cells - The White Stripes

3. Kid A - Radiohead

2. Yankee Hotel Foxtrot - Wilco

1. Funeral - Arcade Fire